I am Twilight Theodore Sparkle.

ACRYLLIC BRUSHES, SON.

Sorry.

Hi, Name's TechieJunk, I made electronics and stuff, You want a new computer?

Sorry, man. I have no idea how to even operate a computer.
I’m a fucking pony.

Would you rather perform coitus to your dad and have nobody know, or have sex with your mom and have everybody know?
Anonymous

My parents are dead.
So both.

You’ll never be a fucking Pokémon master, Twilight Sparkle. Never.
Princess Buttholestia

A little striptease for my fans~

Also, Slugbox. Do you like these tentacles?

He’s okay. He just kinda sits there. I’ll try poking him with a stick later.

Yeah. She’s my roleplaying buddy.

I do it for the boobs.

(((I apologize if the image is a little … different, than the rest of the images submitted to this blog. I got a new tablet for Christmas and I’m simply experimenting with art styles at the moment. Fear not, I will find a proper balance between creepy and stylish.)))

I usually just practice my magic.

THE DICE HELP ME CHEAT 

At Celestia’s Place

She’s making me play French horn for her.
Why, man?